About Us

Welcome to Knuckle Bump Farms, home of the internet sensation, Emmanuel Todd Lopez!

A small hobby farm, located in sizzling south Florida, where animals wreak havoc on their caretakers and revolt against education.

On any given day, you may encounter an iPhone pecking emu, a deer with a craving for human flesh or a black swan that chooses violence faster than Tristan Thompson chooses a new baby mama.

We specialize in Miniature Cattle, but don’t tell Emmanuel that. He thinks we specialize in HIM.

Knuckle Bump Farms is closed to the public, but we encourage you to follow along with our daily mayhem via social media!